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Some questions I've been asked as an Independent Mature London Escort

 

Does the F.0.S.T.A. law in USA affect your business now? 

My site is linked in several ways to USA through technology, so I will comply and keep within that law as I like my site! I have no links to any other sites here, as that may compromise me. I may try to also have a completely separate UK site running in tandem soon, looking into that now. 

May I have a same day meeting?  

You may. BUT, if it's our first meeting, I expect a real life chat first. Please email me dmdiary(at)protonmail(dot)ch with a few hours notice at least. I will respond with my phone number. If you pass my interrogation vetting we may indeed be meeting in my boudoir soon enough! When I'm available for Same Day Meetings I will put an 'Available Today' photo banner with my number on the front page, so a quick check will let you know. 

If we have met previously, a call/text/tweet @Dollymopp) is fine, please give 1.5hr minimum notice so I may bathe and be all lovely and fresh upon your arrival. 

Knuckle draggers sending one liners along the lines of 'Hi' 'Details?' 'U avail?' 'U working hun' or 'U is like well fit, innit' will be ignored, innit?

Do you look after your health?  

Absolutely. I have a Gold Card for Dean St Express (same day service/results/print out of the details). I go to their clinic (SWISH) 36 and 56 Dean St in Soho. It's free and confidential at Dean St Express for you, so no excuse for you not to get tested too. I'm a fan of healthy living, I don't smoke, don't use drugs, and am a light alcohol drinker. Not against anyone who does, live and let live I say, I'm just not interested...my party days are well over. In my late teens/twenties I expect my blood would have glowed in the dark! I'm a sensible health nerd now. I mainly shop at Wholefoods and Planet Organic, hipster me.

I'm inexperienced with meeting/dating women, would you agree to meet me? - Yes...but let's chat properly first. I want to make sure that seeing a professional escort is a good idea for you. I'm not a cold hearted money grabber, I want to assess wether I'm the best option for you...or if actually a more therapeutic avenue is the better option. I feel extremely honoured to have been chosen many times by shy nervous guys (21-56yrs so far) for their first ever meeting, and things have gone well, as we had a good conversation first...lots of laughs, then we weren't exactly strangers when we met! We didn't always have a *full on* meeting the first time either, sometimes it takes a few visits to relax and feel 'ready' to go further. We probably know more about one another than our parents and friends do! Our special secret, hehe. 

I'm disabled, do you have experience of disablities and can you visit me, or can I visit you? 

Yes, I'm very well experienced in many disabilities and conditions, nothing is a problem...I've seen everything, so you're not going to surprise me! My flat is all ground floor and has a 4 inch front doorstep. One snag...if you use a wheelchair, and it's quite large, we might have to go to a hotel. But there are nearby ones, have a search for 'day use hotels in London', they're not expensive. Of course, I can visit you anywhere in UK, at home etc. I'd always be fine to meet your PA or a trusted friend beforehand, for your peace of mind. Whatever the situation, we'll be having a good chat before meeting, so we'll work it out. 

Do you smoke? I hate going to meet women who pretend that they don't smoke, but it's quite obvious that they do, I can smell it. 

I REALLY am a non smoker, but an ex smoker. It's been almost 6 years since I got rid of that. I stopped in May 2012. Stubbed one out, threw away all the stuff, and have never touched it since. I am free, I’m cured ☺️

Do you tour? Please please visit my city! 

Well, I don't think I have mainstream mass appeal, I'm a bit niche! That said...I do go travelling for my own purposes, and so, I can kill two birds with one stone, sometimes. I'll certainly put details on various sites, but HERE is where you want to check out first. I LOVE anywhere with history. One of my other professional jobs is fine art photography, and if your city has something interesting...then I might be there sometime. Try me... I'm ok with economy, but please get me an aisle seat. I'll bring my own teabags. 

How old are you really? 

I'm 52, born April 1966. All over the internet, there are many 25yr old to 49yr old escorts that are older than me. 

My photos aren't made thinner/younger etc, what's the point? I'm alright, and you're not stupid. Well, I'm hoping you're not. I wouldn't want you as a client if you were! Everyone in the real world thinks I'm late 30s/early 40s, and they're shocked when I tell them the truth. No, not men who are trying to flatter me to get somewhere, but women too. Youth is wasted on the young, anyhow. Don't lie in the sun, that's the secret. I should look about 5000, given the life experience...but I somehow look  younger, which is great. You can see recent full face selfie phone snaps in my private gallery on Adultwork. 

I'm terribly allergic to cats! Can we still meet?

Yes, we can still meet! I have several 'day time use hotels' very close by, and if you let me know, I can book one, usually between 9-5. There is no extra fee charge to you, all I ask is that the booking length is at least 1.5hr. These hotels are not 'seedy motel by the hour', they are recognisable-by-name chain hotels of 3/4 stars, and I'm not a regular visitor to any of them anyway. Discretion is important, and on outcalls, I change my appearance if I happen to have an outcall to somewhere I've been to recently. 

How did you meet the disabled guys?

Years ago I found a site called TLC-Trust, and I thought it was a great idea, but it looked a bit empty! I think I was the first or second escort on it, but I put the link on a few message boards to spread the word. It's had a revamp and you can find them by searching. 

 

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